Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...