One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...