Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...