What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...