Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...