Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...