I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...