Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Question answer 06
|What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...