Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Bill Clinton Top10…
From David Letterman and the Late Show…Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn’t Give A...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...