Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...