Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...