Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....