Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...