Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...