A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...