Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...