Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...