Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...