Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...