No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T