Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!