The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...