A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
How do I get across that river?
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Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.