Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...