Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
A hoppercraft!
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You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
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Forever Patient
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Safest Way to Drive
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What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.