This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
A photographer from a well known national magazine…
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....