Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.