Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...