The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...