The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...