Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...