Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky’s new book1. I Suck At My Job2. What Really...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...