Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...