Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
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you want a divorce
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Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Try to grow chickens
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Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...