Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...