What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...