Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...