Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...