Show Me Your License
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U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
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Knock Knock Christmas
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Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Cattle Herders
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