Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
PUPPY LOVE
PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...