Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...