Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...