Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….