Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.