I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...