Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Internet Test
Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...