Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...