Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...