Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...