This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.